Beware a dog’s love
The tongue that kisses your face
Also licks his butt.

Credit: Mike Schmid [link]

Her farts smell like eggs
she scratches, hisses and begs
good thing she’s so cute!

Credit: Jena Coray

Think you got it bad?
I look like Tina Turner
with a side of Alf!

Credit: akaporn [link]

Citizens of earth:
I wish to say hello! *waves*
Let snuggling commence!

Chewing on hot dogs
prepares me for the real thing
next is Fido’s head

I am like the wind
an escape artist … *yawn* … like …
… *yawn* … houdini … ZZzzzz…

Credit: Pam Beesley [link]

I am innocent–
the box attacked me, I swear.
Rest assured: I won.

Credit: Sean McGrath [link]

Take me on your trip!
Fine, be that way. Oops, sorry
Luggage smells like pee.

Credit: The Duke of URL [link]

Dash looks good to me
Must inspect other side now.
Please make a sharp right.

It’s a little tight,
But this armrest suits me fine
Just don’t push me off!