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	<title>Haikute</title>
	<link>http://haikute.com</link>
	<description>Haikus + Cute = Haikute!</description>
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		<title>Beware a dog&#8217;s love</title>
		<description>Beware a dog’s love
The tongue that kisses your face
Also licks his butt.

Credit: Mike Schmid [link] </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/beware-a-dogs-love/14/</link>
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		<title>Her farts smell like eggs</title>
		<description>Her farts smell like eggs
she scratches, hisses and begs
good thing she's so cute!

Credit: Jena Coray </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/her-farts-smell-like-eggs/15/</link>
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		<title>I look like Tina Turner</title>
		<description>Think you got it bad?
I look like Tina Turner 
with a side of Alf!

Credit: akaporn [link] </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/i-look-like-tina-turner/12/</link>
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		<title>Citizens of earth</title>
		<description>Citizens of earth:
I wish to say hello! *waves*
Let snuggling commence! </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/citizens-of-earth/11/</link>
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		<title>Cat bites dog</title>
		<description>Chewing on hot dogs
prepares me for the real thing
next is Fido’s head </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/cat-bites-dog/10/</link>
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		<title>I am like the wind</title>
		<description>I am like the wind
an escape artist ... *yawn* ... like ...
... *yawn* ... houdini ... ZZzzzz...

Credit: Pam Beesley [link] </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/i-am-like-the-wind/8/</link>
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		<title>The box attacked me, I swear</title>
		<description>I am innocent--
the box attacked me, I swear.
Rest assured: I won.

Credit: Sean McGrath [link] </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/the-box-attacked-me-i-swear/6/</link>
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		<title>Take me on your trip!</title>
		<description>Take me on your trip!
Fine, be that way. Oops, sorry
Luggage smells like pee.

Credit: The Duke of URL [link] </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/take-me-on-your-trip/5/</link>
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		<title>Dash looks good to me</title>
		<description>Dash looks good to me
Must inspect other side now.
Please make a sharp right. </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/dash-looks-good-to-me/4/</link>
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		<title>This armrest suits me fine</title>
		<description>It’s a little tight,
But this armrest suits me fine
Just don’t push me off!  </description>
		<link>http://haikute.com/this-armrest-suits-me-fine/1/</link>
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