Her farts smell like eggs
she scratches, hisses and begs
good thing she’s so cute!

Credit: Jena Coray

Chewing on hot dogs
prepares me for the real thing
next is Fido’s head

I am like the wind
an escape artist … *yawn* … like …
… *yawn* … houdini … ZZzzzz…

Credit: Pam Beesley [link]

I am innocent–
the box attacked me, I swear.
Rest assured: I won.

Credit: Sean McGrath [link]

Take me on your trip!
Fine, be that way. Oops, sorry
Luggage smells like pee.

Credit: The Duke of URL [link]